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The Noshing Dead: Brain Frittata

I can hear them moaning outside. I think they want my brain. That’s not fair. I’m not done using it. The fake guts didn’t fool them, but maybe that’s because the banana guts and pastry intestines were...

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The Noshing Dead: Plucked Zombie Eye

I’ve noticed a lot of the walkers seem to be missing an eye. Well, that’s not entirely accurate. They have both eyes, but in an awful lot of cases, one of those eyes is blatantly dangling from its...

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Desserts Cosplay as a Flayed Corpse

It’s not what you think, officer. Honest. I’ve never even met my next door neighbors. You’re just looking at a sweets spread for the Walking Dead. The skin is really vanilla and red velvet crepes held...

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The Noshing Dead: Red Velvet Cheesecake Dip

So far, we’ve tried to sneak past the walkers with intestines and eyes and even an entire mocked up human arm. No luck. I think I know why we failed, though. We were too clean. Sure, we had bits of...

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The Noshing Dead: PalmiEARS

Hot Asian Dude told me about this time when the Crossbow Toting Underwear Model walked through a herd of zombies with raw squirrel jerky stuck in his teeth and a necklace of zombie ears wrapped around...

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The Noshing Dead: Cherry Clafouti Scabby Skin

Maybe we look too healthy. The walkers outside need fresh human flesh, right? I think I’ve found a way to make us look like our skin is inflamed and we’re covered in delicious scabs. If you’re French,...

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The Noshing Dead – Withered Zombie Eyes

I’ve got an eye on you. Hell, I’ve got a whole pocket full of them. It seemed the thing to do after collecting all those ears for a necklace. I found a weird stash of wire and whiskey after I killed...

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Celebrate the return of The Walking Dead by building your own corpse from...

Your best friend turned into a Walker and shambled off into the distance. Now you’re full of post apocalyptic loneliness and ennui. Don’t give in to depression. We can rebuild them. Better. Stronger....

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Happy VD from Kitchen Overlord. I hope you enjoy your nerdy infection.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Minions! I contemplated going old school and celebrating by having you all stoned to death, but the HR department says that’s bad for morale. Then I thought about doing something...

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The Noshing Dead: Merle Dixon’s Edible Arm

Before we split up, I heard Sheriff Crazy Eyes and Hot Asian Dude arguing about walker bait. Apparently, when they decided to sneak past a herd using the world’s most disgusting cosplay, they left a...

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Vegan Zombie Jerky

Is it made from vegans or for vegans? You’ll have to bite in to find out. Vegan Zombie Jerky 1 cup canned pumpkin 2 cups flour ⅔ cup brown sugar, divided 1 tbsp olive oil ½ tbsp kosher salt ½ tbsp...

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The Noshing Dead: Bloody Banana Guts

We should’ve known better. We’ve all seen horror movies. But we still split up into two teams. The one with Sheriff Crazy Eyes and the world’s most murder-tastic 10 year old went upstairs, towards the...

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Dominate Your Local Zombie Walk by Biting into this Fleshy, Edible Heart

The ever-amazing Louisville Zombie Walk is just around the corner. Once the Derby City kicks off the shambling season, undead will start rise up and walk the streets of trendy cities across the...

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Dragon*Con Poster Giveaway

Hello, minions! Behold the glory of Kitchen Overlord’s first posters! These 12X18 renditions of our Walking Dead illustrated recipe are the perfect size to decorate your kitchen cabinets while also...

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DragonCon 2013 Cosplay PhotoRama Thursday/Friday

While cosplay photos aren’t technically recipe-related, your Kitchen Overlord thought you might like a peek at this year’s DragonCon. The post DragonCon 2013 Cosplay PhotoRama Thursday/Friday appeared...

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DragonCon 2013 Cosplay Photorama Saturday

DragonCon is full of friendly, costumed people who are happy to pose in exchange for a poster as long as that poster is awesome. For those of you who can’t be there, here’s a sampling of Saturday’s...

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Edible Art: Zombie Brain Bread

Instead of spending the zombie apocalypse holed up in Dick’s Sporting goods, head over to Williams Sonoma. You’re still going to die, but at least you can have a good last meal before you become a...

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What’s the slowdown, Overlord?

It’s woody! It’s wooly! It’s coming your way in just a few weeks! Original posts have been and will stay a little slow until this book is for sale. It was supposed to be out in time for the summer...

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